It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Every story has a beginning. The newly WordPress-enabled Biotaur Industries was finalized on July 31, 2011. Posts on this site date back as far as September 2007, but many of them (some older than 2007) don’t have a proper date. For those posts that lack a recorded date, they are given the date April 4, 1984 at 13:00. Any posts stamped with this date have an unknown post date that sometime prior to July 31, 2011.